Top 10 Uncool and Unacceptable Thoughts to Admit

Social conventions forbid or dissuade us from admitting certain truths. But I will come clean and admit 10 thoughts in my mind that may lead to disbelieving looks:

1. I hate foreigners, especially the French. French 'cuisine' tastes like puke. But I especially like the Brits, New Zealanders and Japs.

2. I am a racist. I think certain races in this world are lazy and stupid.

3. I think some of my friends' partners are cute/hot.

4. I love money, that's why I work hard. To hell with interest or passion for the job.

5. I wish my enemies die a terrible death. For instance, drown in shit, or get lynched.

6. I love my family. I always pray for their health and happiness.

7. I think the government is doing a wonderful job running Singapore. They are irreplaceable.

8. Pregnant women are plain ugly. They're fat, and fat people are ugly.

9. I have stolen a chocolate from a mama shop, an expensive calculator from a classmate, and more than $1000 from a source I'd be dead if I reveal here.

10. I am lazy, selfish and hypocritical. Well, I have to be hypocritical in real life to hide many of these thoughts.