My surrogate children

Sorry dad and mum, I know how much you yearn to be grandparents, but these 2 'kids' are to me as lovely as any baby can be.

I think I will place this picture on the desktop of my PC in office. It will probably make me appear somewhat gay, but I am sure using more FHM calendars will balance that perception.

By the way, I am perfectly fine with gays, even if I am not one myself. To me, it is only a matter of preference, no different from individual fondness for big boobs, nice bums, long legs, long hair, or whatever xxx else.

Mr Nuah

It's not a sexy name but it pretty damn well describes me.

I was supposed to do work over the weekend, but procrastinated and did not even touch it.

I was supposed to do the work this morning, but after finishing half, I just didn't have the strength to carry on.

I have many tasks left to be completed in office, but I will start only on the day, no I should say the night, before I need to hand up to my boss.

I wanted to take a shower since this morning; it's 4pm now and I still fail to drag myself to the bathroom.

I am supposed to think of more things to write into this post, but I can't be freaking bothered to use my brains for any longer.